Saturday, December 5, 2009

I'm glad I grew up in the hood

I'm glad I grew up in the hood!

I had a trying but comical morning today. My condo association changed the door to my building and we get new keys, naturally I remove the old one and place it on my counter never to be thought of again (or so I thought) well, its 6am time to get up for work and its Saturday so I have to put the trash out, walk pup pup, etc. I'm dressed ready for work ahead of schedule so, I decide to take the trash and walk pup pup at the same time we go downstairs out the back (Door Slams) it seemed louder than normal but o had my keys thought nothing of it. However, its pouring so we have to toss trash and pup pup must so his business ASAP in fact immediately with a capital 'E' right? Right! We head back to the door and I take out my keys and it hits me the Front and Back door share the same key. Among the few choice words I could have blurted, I decide to be civil about this (in the cold rain and pup pup who's a mere 5lbs) I knock to get some attention, nothing so I walk around tap firmly on some windows, I get nothing! By this point were drenched, pup pup is not happy and I'm frustrated! I look at the parking lot and it dawns on me there's a gate the cars leave and go from, yay! So we hurry down the lot up the hill to the gate to get out (but key pad is outside far from arms reach) !#*? So, I do what any kid from the South Bronx would ... Climb the gate! I put pup pup leash on a spike to keep him from running. In my business gear (true story) hop up do a lil balance act up top (Go Wii Fit plus) and lower myself down and slide pup pup who's resisting out of fear through the bar and we're out! still raining and freezing but heading back to our warm comfy abode the proper way I let pup pup in who immediately praises his bed and I with super speed Re attach that old front door key before even breathing. Lesson of the day remembering where you came from will always take you to where you need to go.

Bx 176
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