Lessons from a Mistress
Be that Bitch!
Don't whine, scream/holler just talk.
Understand the difference between making love and fucking and know when to do which.
Always keep food available.
Suck the dick
Keep a secret
Play a 'lil game
Always keep 'em guessing.
Lessons from a Mistress
Love without fear means being unconditional but far from stupidity.
Don't beat on 'em especially when he's down; pick 'em up, dust 'em off "we'll try again next time."
Play your position
Let him be a man
Lessons from a Mistress
Sex him good, sex him right and if he can go all night-have no boundaries and make sure you create safety words.
Keep it tight (kegels, anyone?)
Keep that body right, like he like it.
Be a woman, in every sense and fiber of your being just be a lady.
Let him go.
Trust he know how to find his way home.
Lessons from a Mistress
What you won't do, somebody else will.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
I'm glad I grew up in the hood
I'm glad I grew up in the hood!
I had a trying but comical morning today. My condo association changed the door to my building and we get new keys, naturally I remove the old one and place it on my counter never to be thought of again (or so I thought) well, its 6am time to get up for work and its Saturday so I have to put the trash out, walk pup pup, etc. I'm dressed ready for work ahead of schedule so, I decide to take the trash and walk pup pup at the same time we go downstairs out the back (Door Slams) it seemed louder than normal but o had my keys thought nothing of it. However, its pouring so we have to toss trash and pup pup must so his business ASAP in fact immediately with a capital 'E' right? Right! We head back to the door and I take out my keys and it hits me the Front and Back door share the same key. Among the few choice words I could have blurted, I decide to be civil about this (in the cold rain and pup pup who's a mere 5lbs) I knock to get some attention, nothing so I walk around tap firmly on some windows, I get nothing! By this point were drenched, pup pup is not happy and I'm frustrated! I look at the parking lot and it dawns on me there's a gate the cars leave and go from, yay! So we hurry down the lot up the hill to the gate to get out (but key pad is outside far from arms reach) !#*? So, I do what any kid from the South Bronx would ... Climb the gate! I put pup pup leash on a spike to keep him from running. In my business gear (true story) hop up do a lil balance act up top (Go Wii Fit plus) and lower myself down and slide pup pup who's resisting out of fear through the bar and we're out! still raining and freezing but heading back to our warm comfy abode the proper way I let pup pup in who immediately praises his bed and I with super speed Re attach that old front door key before even breathing. Lesson of the day remembering where you came from will always take you to where you need to go.
Bx 176
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~*~Phat Gyrlz Rule~*~
M: 347.867.8147
http://phatgyrl.blogspot.com/
I had a trying but comical morning today. My condo association changed the door to my building and we get new keys, naturally I remove the old one and place it on my counter never to be thought of again (or so I thought) well, its 6am time to get up for work and its Saturday so I have to put the trash out, walk pup pup, etc. I'm dressed ready for work ahead of schedule so, I decide to take the trash and walk pup pup at the same time we go downstairs out the back (Door Slams) it seemed louder than normal but o had my keys thought nothing of it. However, its pouring so we have to toss trash and pup pup must so his business ASAP in fact immediately with a capital 'E' right? Right! We head back to the door and I take out my keys and it hits me the Front and Back door share the same key. Among the few choice words I could have blurted, I decide to be civil about this (in the cold rain and pup pup who's a mere 5lbs) I knock to get some attention, nothing so I walk around tap firmly on some windows, I get nothing! By this point were drenched, pup pup is not happy and I'm frustrated! I look at the parking lot and it dawns on me there's a gate the cars leave and go from, yay! So we hurry down the lot up the hill to the gate to get out (but key pad is outside far from arms reach) !#*? So, I do what any kid from the South Bronx would ... Climb the gate! I put pup pup leash on a spike to keep him from running. In my business gear (true story) hop up do a lil balance act up top (Go Wii Fit plus) and lower myself down and slide pup pup who's resisting out of fear through the bar and we're out! still raining and freezing but heading back to our warm comfy abode the proper way I let pup pup in who immediately praises his bed and I with super speed Re attach that old front door key before even breathing. Lesson of the day remembering where you came from will always take you to where you need to go.
Bx 176
::Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry::
--
~*~Phat Gyrlz Rule~*~
M: 347.867.8147
http://phatgyrl.blogspot.com/
Monday, September 7, 2009
DOOMSDAY
Doomsday
A yo, PhatGyrl c’mere “are you ticklish?”
Ha Ha Ha!!!
Phuk U, pay me!
Didn’t I ask you, not to lie to me? I did, I know I did but you still chose to lie.
Why?
Am I a Phuken joke?
Oh, c’mon now “Why so serious?”
Isn’t this what you wanted, the RAW and REAL me?
So, why does it feel like “Doomsday?”
D, damn, he got me!
O, oh shyt he did it, again-Phuk!!
O, oh hell no, I saw that one coming.
M, man! I can do bad by myself.
S, still in love…
D, does he even still care?
A, acting right is for actors – I need him to want to be right.
Y, you ever think: Damn, He got me-shyt, I saw that one coming. Phuk Man, I’m still in love and wondering does he even still care or is he acting right, so I don’t have to worry about him being right?
Bx176
09.05.09
9:30pm
A yo, PhatGyrl c’mere “are you ticklish?”
Ha Ha Ha!!!
Phuk U, pay me!
Didn’t I ask you, not to lie to me? I did, I know I did but you still chose to lie.
Why?
Am I a Phuken joke?
Oh, c’mon now “Why so serious?”
Isn’t this what you wanted, the RAW and REAL me?
So, why does it feel like “Doomsday?”
D, damn, he got me!
O, oh shyt he did it, again-Phuk!!
O, oh hell no, I saw that one coming.
M, man! I can do bad by myself.
S, still in love…
D, does he even still care?
A, acting right is for actors – I need him to want to be right.
Y, you ever think: Damn, He got me-shyt, I saw that one coming. Phuk Man, I’m still in love and wondering does he even still care or is he acting right, so I don’t have to worry about him being right?
Bx176
09.05.09
9:30pm
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
I'm Tired
I'm tired!
Tired of all the bullshyt and excuses that you bring.
Tired of all the drama and your circles of gloom.
Wish to God I had listened and just said: No.
Too tired to argue yet too strong to be victimized.
Fuk U and Fuk NO we can't harmonize - I'm tired of your games and the lies.
I know my worth and although it's painfully true I wished you'd seen it too.
Tired of all the bullshyt and excuses that you bring.
Tried of all the drama and the show you perform in.
One man band!
Ready, Aim - BANG!!!
I know my worth and even though I love you - I love me, even more.
I'm out!
Bx176
Tired of all the bullshyt and excuses that you bring.
Tired of all the drama and your circles of gloom.
Wish to God I had listened and just said: No.
Too tired to argue yet too strong to be victimized.
Fuk U and Fuk NO we can't harmonize - I'm tired of your games and the lies.
I know my worth and although it's painfully true I wished you'd seen it too.
Tired of all the bullshyt and excuses that you bring.
Tried of all the drama and the show you perform in.
One man band!
Ready, Aim - BANG!!!
I know my worth and even though I love you - I love me, even more.
I'm out!
Bx176
Sunday, August 23, 2009
What I need
I need more time.
I need to be in my mans arms; where it's safe and warm.
I need to feel the weight of your body against mine.
I need there not to ever lapse time where I forget the sensation of your lips at the nape of my neck.
I need to be loved to the fullest extent, continuously.
I need there to never ever be any sexual frustration - Mami, always said whatever you don't do, somebody else will. So, I make sure that I DO it all for you.
I need to know that its okay for me to creatively express my thoughts without sounding alarms.
I need to be cared for deeply and earnestly with no regard as to who's watching.
I need to love and be loved, I'm ready for love and all of its flaws.
All I WANT is YOU
What I NEED is YOU
Bx176
05.10.09
1:21pm
I need to be in my mans arms; where it's safe and warm.
I need to feel the weight of your body against mine.
I need there not to ever lapse time where I forget the sensation of your lips at the nape of my neck.
I need to be loved to the fullest extent, continuously.
I need there to never ever be any sexual frustration - Mami, always said whatever you don't do, somebody else will. So, I make sure that I DO it all for you.
I need to know that its okay for me to creatively express my thoughts without sounding alarms.
I need to be cared for deeply and earnestly with no regard as to who's watching.
I need to love and be loved, I'm ready for love and all of its flaws.
All I WANT is YOU
What I NEED is YOU
Bx176
05.10.09
1:21pm
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Phuk Rite - COOK rite
Phuk Rite - COOK rite
Mami made it clear "what you won't do, somebody else will"It's true; but all men don't derserve that Phuk Rite - COOK rite mentality.
A seldom few do, I've met 2 - 1 didn't know what to do and the other barely had the time but no matter, I do what I can and trust that I don't just bring something to the table - I set that MothaPhuker on FIRE!!
I do what I can and trust that with the right partner we can take on the world. I have class, education, and talents are plenty but this is about primal instinct - there's no logic required. No feminist views, chauvenistic ways just that natural connection between a man and a woman.
It's called "Phuk Rite - COOK rite"
It's in my blood to love so deep that the left side of your brain starts to work. It's who I am and how I want to be a good woman, person, true friend and esteemed lover. It's how I treat 'em and expect to be treated. Delicate like a flower, sweet, free-flowing like water, FRESH; no aftertaste! That's me.
Phuk Rite - COOK rite
That's the mentality I keep because when I'm with you-I'm with you; mind, body, spirit. I belong to you and although that sounds real good, one must remember that my everything ain't for everybody. Open me up; it's gonna take some time to adjust - like I said my everything ain't been for everybody. However, I'm willing and open to trying "new things."
Phuk Rite - COOK rite
It's nothing wrong with submitting and taking care of your man, so long as he's protecting and providing then we won't have a problem, but as soon as our love song skips a beat.
It's time to call this meeting to order, cause I Phuk Rite-COOK rite.
Bx 176
06.20.09
5:14pm
Mami made it clear "what you won't do, somebody else will"It's true; but all men don't derserve that Phuk Rite - COOK rite mentality.
A seldom few do, I've met 2 - 1 didn't know what to do and the other barely had the time but no matter, I do what I can and trust that I don't just bring something to the table - I set that MothaPhuker on FIRE!!
I do what I can and trust that with the right partner we can take on the world. I have class, education, and talents are plenty but this is about primal instinct - there's no logic required. No feminist views, chauvenistic ways just that natural connection between a man and a woman.
It's called "Phuk Rite - COOK rite"
It's in my blood to love so deep that the left side of your brain starts to work. It's who I am and how I want to be a good woman, person, true friend and esteemed lover. It's how I treat 'em and expect to be treated. Delicate like a flower, sweet, free-flowing like water, FRESH; no aftertaste! That's me.
Phuk Rite - COOK rite
That's the mentality I keep because when I'm with you-I'm with you; mind, body, spirit. I belong to you and although that sounds real good, one must remember that my everything ain't for everybody. Open me up; it's gonna take some time to adjust - like I said my everything ain't been for everybody. However, I'm willing and open to trying "new things."
Phuk Rite - COOK rite
It's nothing wrong with submitting and taking care of your man, so long as he's protecting and providing then we won't have a problem, but as soon as our love song skips a beat.
It's time to call this meeting to order, cause I Phuk Rite-COOK rite.
Bx 176
06.20.09
5:14pm
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